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We do, however, have a bunch of material which we hope will make your job easier: quotes, photos, interviews, stuff like that. If you need something you can't find here, like a personal interview, or other quotes, or information for a different angle, we have a special contact form just for the media.

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• The material you use is about the Lazy Bachelor Cookbook, The Lazy Bachelor Website, Marram Publishing, the author, or a directly related topic. (When I put stuff here, I feared finding my picture for something to which it is not directly related, like "Gonorrhea Sufferers Go Public," or I'll see it in an ad for hair gel or something, as the "before" picture).
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